Ryan Abbott - Guitar, Vox
Ryan likes comics and horror movies. He plays guitar, sings, and spends a lot of time thinking about stuff. Like the pallets of 7th century Mongolians, and how the Byzantine Empire lived without Comcast On Demand and Robert Rodriguez movies.
Kasey Briggs - Bass, Vox
Kasey lives in Ocean City. He plays guitar, but Ryan is using a series of threatening letters written in cut-out magazine letters and posted on his door with a dagger to force him to play bass. Kasey likes beer and steak.
Randolph - Showell
Randolph is a riddle wrapped in an enigma. He beats the hell out of drums and the occasional misanthrope that gets in his way. He also takes care of a lot of kids, like ones that don't age and fly around and play pranks on people that can't see them. He also drinks a shit load. Everyday.
Styler - Sound, Unruliness
Styler does sound, web site stuff and graphic things. Basically anything that happens on the 'puter box, Styler puts a greasy finger on. He also wakes up everyday at like 6pm, a fact that warrants its own biography.